The Indigestible

It was Friday night; now it's Saturday morning. 0400.

It's still working, but it's lost some of its efficacy (obviously, or I'd be asleep now). The manic uptick is a bit harder than it was, say, five days ago.

I hope this is just a bit of tolerance. I'll be up to 50 mg next week, and maybe that'll offer a better regulator. For now, where I am isn't unworkable, just … difficult. Like my regular cyclothymic phases. Not quite manic, not quite BP I, but still not what I consider optimal. Not at all where I was, say, last Sunday. That was a good, balanced mellow.

I'm a weird mix now between jazzed and tired. That's part of the up-cycle. You find reasons, excuses, to be wired, excited, intense. But the base fact is simply that you are wired, excited, intense. There's just no reason for it. It simply is.

Worst part is that the upswings are also disinhibiting. Like being a bit drunk, but without the alcohol. You're just a little too willing to do things that, ordinarily, you would never do. Or at least not usually.

Like be awake at 4 AM on a Saturday, writing about your own personal madness in a public forum. Sigh.

Yup, 25 mg isn't quite enough, I think. But it beats the living shit out of where I was two weeks ago.

Lots of complaints about how iPad doesn't multitask any more than iPhone 3GS.

Okay, so, well. My machine is jailbroken, and has a multitasker in it. It's about 5% more convenient than it used to be. If I uninistalled the multitasker, frankly, I'd barely notice. I use Orbit almost every time I trigger my phone. Multitasker? Hardly ever.

What things, precisely, do you detractors want to multitask on iPhone, or on iPad, that you think you'll be missing? Endgadget was whining about how they want to play videos while IMing. That is not multitasking; that is attention-switching.

What multitasking things do you do now, with a desktop system, that you think you need to have on iPhone, with its little screen (video and IM on the same 320x240? Come on), or that you believe you'll be missing on iPad?

Play your cards. Show your faces. Put up, or shut up.

In a way. They have a "citizen journalism" blog site, and they decided that my idea — posting commentary from a practicing lay Buddhist — might be worth polluting the community with carrying to the masses.

Anyway, here's my inaugural post.
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Dx. came back more or less how I suspected it would: Bipolar I. I think it's mostly fugue; the rest of the time I think I'm cyclothymic rather than fully BP. Rapid cycling too, just to make it a little more fun.

Cyclothymia is still one of those things that's being studied and understood further; the translation, practically, is, we don't know what else to call it just yet, but we've got a new edition of DSM to take to press, so, well…

When I went in to talk to the psychiatrist last Wednesday, I was in the middle of a full-on bipolar fugue. I was bouncing between the oh what the hell who cares depths, and the I can do it all king-of-the-world on the bow of the Titanic upswings, and even as the doctor was asking me if I had suicidal or homicidal ideation and I was saying no, no way, well, yes, I was.

In fairness, not actually planning anything. To me there is a significant difference between thinking I'd like to just die versus actually planning ways to make it happen. To my mind the latter is suicidal ideation. But, for the sake of perspective, I've been prone to such thoughts since I was fifteen. So I guess a better question would have been if I was relatively more prone to suicidal ideation of late. And still the answer would have been, well, sort of, maybe, I don't know.

Rapid cycling means you don't shift moods over months; it happens over weeks instead. Mm-hmm. There's even ultra-rapid cycling, which is minutes or even seconds in duration. Mm-hmm.
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A developer known as "Briask" created a Joomla! module called ImageSlideShow, which works nicely, except that it insists on inserting an alpha fade effect between images, even if you've set the transition delay to 0.

This means that if (for instance) you're using one of those Cisco flat panel-Web enabled displays, the image transitions can really start to chug, because the CPU can't handle the transitions.

I managed to mod the JavaScript on it, so now it won't do that any more.

The developer indicated he would put that on his to-do list for the next revision — but he said so back in November of 2008. So I'm not holding my breath.

Here's the modded version. It's probably an inelegant hack, but WTF. It works.

mod_briaskISS

He did this in the 90s. Just a bit of Bowie to counterbalance the Elfman.

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Baby Grace is the victim; she was fourteen years of age.
And the wheels are turning, turning, for the finger points at me.

But I have not been to Oxford Town.
No I have not been to Oxford Town.

Toll the bell; pay the private eye. All's well.
Twentieth Century dies.

And the prison priests are decent. My attorney seems sincere.
I fear my days are numbered.
Lord, get me out of here.

This is your shadow on my wall. This is my flesh and blood. This is what I could've been.

And the wheels are turning and turning as this Twentieth Century dies.

If I had not ripped the fabric
If time had not stood still
If I had not met Ramona
If I'd only paid my bill

This is my bunk with two sheets. This is my food, though foul. This is what I could have been?

...I have no, I don't have to...

Calendar comes up clear for the day. Today. Starting 5 hours from now, and me with no sleep, and knowing I won't get any sack time before then.*

Good, so I can coast behind the monitors. Just shift, paste, compose. Wave hi, howyadoin.

Fuck, fuck me, I am so tired.

Not physically.

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* Why didn't I go to bed? Good question. It's insane to not go to bed when you know you need to, isn't it?

Earlier tonight, lucid. Now … yes, that fast. Less than five hours.

You clock in and go to work, clock out for lunch. Somewhere in that time, in that half-day stretch, apparently, I go mad.

That is your lunch. This is my life.

And this is not drama. It's quarter to four in the morning right now as I write this. This is a journal, kids. That's why I created the "Sickness" tag.

So you can see, and wonder why, and … if you're like me, know. It's not just you.

I've been a Bowie fan for a while. It began when a friend introduced me to Labyrinth in the late 80s, and it's never really ended; though lately it's come to something like fruition.

I think Bowie was hard for heroin.

Well, duh, it was the 70s, he did drugs; it is generally presumed that he did coke.

But there are hints in his songs of something deeper, and until August of last year, I didn't get them; now, maybe, I do, a little.

It started like it usually did; a deep ache near my solar plexus, a churning sense of inflation that was not, was not right. I'd had it before, so I figured that if I let it abide for a while, it would ease off — after a few hours. As it had done before.

Those hours passed, and by 2 or so AM, I knew it wasn't going to ease off. It wasn't anywhere near easing off. It felt like I was being punched in the solar plexus, hard, about once a minute. So I managed to make it to my car, and dragged myself to the ER, and everyone from the admitting nurse to the attending physician asked me one question first: Do you still have your gall bladder?

And I thought, oh no.

Things came and went, and drugs came and went, and long and short was that I had the worst gallstone experience in my life — 20 hours all told — still have the damn gallbladder (I'd rather eat chicken and fish the rest of my life than be cut open like a Christmas turkey, thanks, to have my giblets sucked out) — and we're still learning if my diet change has had any effect on the 12mm stone in my gut.

12mm, yes. About the size of a .50-cal rifle ball. I've seen biopsied gallbladders that looked like they were full of gravel. Not there yet, and do not intend to be.

But that's not the point. The point is what happened to me about 20 minutes or so after I was palleted in the ER.

They shot me up with 10 mg of Morphine.
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A local high school sold us space for an ad in their annual, and what I did for it at first might be inappropriate according to some, but it sure as hell would be a thing to see in a yearbook.* It's supposed to be an ad for our fitness center, trying to convince the graduates to attend.

You can never say I don't know my demographics. Nor, for that matter, my phallic symbols.**
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"Insanity", by Oingo Boingo.

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I'm so sorry. Please forgive me.
Who do I pray to to straighten out this problem?
Straighten out this problem, straighten out my mind,
straighten out this crooked tongue?

My mind has wandered from the strait and narrow;
my mind has wandered from the flock, you see.
My mind has wandered; the man just said so.
My mind has wandered; I heard it on TV.

And the flock has wandered away from me.

All around the world now like a big bright cherry cloud
traveling from home to home, TV sets and telephones,
here it comes just like a storm; bathe in it and be reborn.
Time to let the world know.
Welcome madness, say hello.

Like a wave we cannot see washing over you and me,
hiding here and hiding there, madness hiding everywhere.
Such a curiosity; here it comes to set us free.
Plenty left for you and me.
Say hello, insanity.

I am the virus; are you the cure?
I am morally, I'm morally impure.
I am a disease and I am unclean; I am not part of God's little oiled machine.
Christian nation, assimilate me. Take me in your arms and set me free.
I am part of a degenerate elite, dragging our society into the street,
into the abyss and to the sewer, don't you see?
The man just told me, he told me on TV.

Do you think you're better than me?
Do you want to kill me or befriend me?

And the alcoholic bastard waved his finger at me, and his voice was filled with evangelical glee.
Sipping down his gin and tonics while preaching about the evils of narcotics,
and the evils of sex, and the wages of sin while he mentally fondles his next of kin.

My mind has wandered from the flock, you see.
And the flock has wandered away from me.

And he waved his hypnotizing finger at me.

Let's imitate reality.
Let's strive for mediocrity.
Let's make believe we're all the same.
Let's sanitize our little brains.

I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed.
I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head.
I'd love to hear you laugh tonight; I'd love to hear you weep,
I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep.

Christian sons, Christian daughters, lead me along like a lamb to the slaughter.
Purify my brain and hose down my soul; white perfection. Perfection is my goal.

Do you think you're better than me?
Do you want to kill me, or befriend me?

Christian nation, make us all right.
Put us through the filter and make us pure and white.

My mind has wandered from the flock, you see,
and the flock has wandered away from me.

Let's talk of family values while we sit and watch the slaughter.
Hypothetical abortions on imaginary daughters.
The white folks think they're at the top; ask any proud white male.
A million years of evolution. We get Danny Quayle.

All around the world now like a big bright cherry cloud
traveling from home to home, TV sets and telephones;
here it comes just like a storm. Bathe in it and be reborn.
Time to let the world know.
Welcome madness, say hello.

Let's imitate reality. Let's strive for mediocrity. Let's make believe we're all the same. Let's sanitize our little brains.

I'd love to take you home with me. I'd love to tuck you in.
I wish I could protect you from the wages of our sin.
I'd love to hear you scream tonight, I'd love to hear you cry,
protect you from the madness that is raining from the sky.

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Let's imitate reality. Let's strive for mediocrity. Let's make believe we're all the same. Let's sanitize our little brains.

I'd love to take you home with me and tuck you into bed.
I'd love to see what makes you tick inside your pretty head.
I wish that I could keep you in a precious Chinese box; on Sundays I would pray for you so it would never stop.

I'd love to hear you laugh tonight, I'd love to hear you weep.
I'd love to listen to you while you're screaming in your sleep.
I'd love to soothe you with my voice and take your hand in mine.
I'd love to take you past the stars and out of reach of time.

I'd love to see inside your mind and tear it all apart, to cut you open with a knife and find your sacred heart.
I'd love to take your satin dolls and tear them all to shreds.

I'd love to mess your pretty hair.

I'd love to see you dead.

I think I'm in pretty serious trouble.

Used to be that I knew the depths of the sadness, the depression.

But lately, it's been countered by up phases. I don't know how to describe that. Best analogy is when you've had too much caffeine, I guess.

They swing back and forth. In a standard calendar month I feel about right for maybe five days. The rest…

When I'm down I know it and can deal with it. Just my phases, my sadness. It's the up times that I can't…

They're happening at the same time.

This is way beyond my control. How can I be both recessed, dropped into the darkness — and, at the same time, feel like I can take on the world?

Something is seriously wrong here.
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The question is, can you forgive yourself?

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