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This edition: Abortive Senate... FIBs are at it again... Did we or didn't we? Only our hairdresser knows for sure... Shakespeare was right about them... More school witch hunts... Poor, frightened Klan... Falwell falls back... Bucanan's still insane... South African men permit women to learn about rape... School security software? ... Possible link between enjoying school and doing well there... Very dead dinosaurs... Time is on no one's side...
General Foolishness
Oh, Good
California researchers may have found an enzyme which causes Alzheimer's.
What do You Think?
The Senate approved a "partial-birth abortion" bill, but the President can still veto it.

I bet you've formed an opinion about whether they should approve this already. Why not read the text of the bill before you do that? It's pretty interesting.

Oh, Good
California researchers may have found an enzyme which causes Alzheimer's.
They Start 'Em Young
Nice to know the next generation of Illinoyances is just like their roadhogging, polluting, arrogant parents in their complete disregard for others. A 15-year-old there has been busted for planting bombs in his school.
Oh, Good
California researchers may have found an enzyme which causes Alzheimer's.
Da, We Did It
Russia attacked a marketplace in Chechnya. Presumably this is OK because there wasn't a Chinese embassy nearby.
Oh, Good
California researchers may have found an enzyme which causes Alzheimer's.
Nyet, We Didn't
Oh, wait, it wasn't Russia at all what done the attack. It was rebels! Darn 'em!
Oh, Good
California researchers may have found an enzyme which causes Alzheimer's.
Some Aren't Too Bright, Are They?
You'd think this guy'd know better, given how much Pakistanis hate bureaucracy and, almost certainly, his kind.
Oh, Good
California researchers may have found an enzyme which causes Alzheimer's.
You Must be F---ing Kidding
Told You So
Teens, never particularly tactful, are getting into trouble for saying things they don't really mean.
Courage of Their Convictions?
The KKK is worried, because New York can require them to take off their masks when they march.

If these guys are so superior, why are they concerned about everyone knowing what they look like? Certainly such perfect examples of the flawless white race can't be in fear for their own safety...

You're Only Going to Heck Now
Jerry Falwell, who surely has a direct line to God if anyone does, has decided to ease off the rhetoric against homosexuality. Perhaps this letter from Mel White was an influence.

Does this mean that Jerry can stop the self-flagellation over the lustings he feels in his heart for the young male freshmen that go to his Liberty University?

Whaaaaaaaat?
Some people seem to think that Buchanan's leaving the GOP will hurt it.
Because Men Are Never the Perpetrators
A South African anti-rape ad can be broadcast after all. It was put up for review because, it was claimed, the ad discriminated against men.
How About Actually Being There?
Schools are considering getting software to help them identify on-campus trouble spots.

Remember all the other comments I make about boomers passing off their responsibilities onto other things, relying for instance on technology to protect children, as opposed to caring adult guidance?

Maybe Because They Like Attending
This will probably be a shock to some, but attending classes which enhance and enrich creativity can improve students' performance and grades in other areas as well.
Hi, Tech!
Not that This Proves Evolution Happened, of Course -- It's Still Only a Theory
Fossils, perhaps as old as 230 million years, have been found in Madagascar of what might be the earliest known dinosaur.

Guess these li'l guys didn't make it onto the ark, eh?

Late for a Very Important Date?
Time might not even exist. So clearly you can't be wasting it by reading this rag.