The Indigestible Month
October 1999
29 October 1999: Badyear? ... At last, a medical information net site... Ramseys continue to cry innocence... Aaron McKinney flashes back... Not always Coca-Cola... Organic (but not blue corn) chips... IRS may simply disappear in 2000... Getting ready in Japan... Getting ready here... Greenspan (surprise!) gloomy... "Stud" England and "Spike" France argue over superior beef... Almost like the contract on America, but not as selfish or vicious... SUV drivers are probably idiots...
Special Advertising Supplement: Eggs for sale!
25 October 1999: Drug-induced panic! Yeah, that's the ticket! ... Pat vanishes from political scopes... Klan gets tan, can fit in minivan... Gays actually listening to Falwell? ... Another Columbine-related shooting... So much for the Mountain Dew endorsement... The better man's not winning... Third Texas "drag queen" on trial... Texas man kills wife, gets "time-out"... Flash! Advertising isn't accurate! ... But you can make a really beautiful omelet... People on AOL are just like you! ... Intel's pride in runts... The real cause of reactor problems...
22 October 1999: Abortive Senate... FIBs are at it again... Did we or didn't we? Only our hairdresser knows for sure... Shakespeare was right about them... More school witch hunts... Poor, frightened Klan... Falwell falls back... Bucanan's still insane... South African men permit women to learn about rape... School security software? ... Possible link between enjoying school and doing well there... Very dead dinosaurs... Time is on no one's side...
Extra Edition, 22 October 1999: We were never imperialist... JonBenet still garners commentary... Tobacco walloped in Florida... We'll actually miss you, Liddy... Tony Blair likes Chinese... Free to sue! ... Columbine,. shootings, violence in schools, witch hunts and parental neglect... AOL supports ant-gay violence... No, you don't actually own your pets... Poisonous LA... A cure for rape... Colorado's still full of loonies... It wasn't the killer's fault... Isn't it blasphemous to cancel the Madonna? ... Wild and woolly in Siberia... Shocking radiation/cancer link... Encyclopedia Titanica... Warm, fuzzy Al... Pat's still insane... Unripe sucker-pluckers... Bush (W) hacked... Wal-Mart, stay here...
21 October 1999: Special "Microsoft Sucks!" issue...
19 October 1999: East Timor jumps on the mass grave party wagon... Stock market surprise? NOT... US helping Pakistan help the CIA... Not so gay in America... Jesse, go home... FIBs, go home... The new Navy... Boomercrites... Windows 2000 is good, if you're Bill... Kasparov vs. Bill... Spam is bad for you... Sex and viruses... Why Pat Robertson's brain works the way it doesn't... Self-extincting humanity... Why'd you want to eat one of those things, anyway? Don't you know what they are? ... How many visitors will be heartbroken because of this? ... 
18 October 1999: Knock it off, it's an improvement... Monkeyshines... Beefeaters go home... Bulimic wrestlers... US owns up to non-IRS-based torture... The few, the proud, the asinine... Oh no, not again... Guns in school, three tickets for five dollars... There's a reason it's called a crash diet... Love for sale, sort of... Albright's all right... Crocs in Mexico and other vicious animals... Italian Nazis... Poor helpless North Korea...
15 October 1999: It's ABOUT TIME! ... No no nukes... Philip Morris, do-gooder company... Islam worries Catholics... Buchanan really does need to reform... Stiff Wilt... Aliens killed JonBenet... Your government hates gays, so you can too... Gambling does pay after all... Computers are a gas... Galileo still studies Jupiter after more than 400 years... Where do you want to crash today? ... Studies on primate brains continue because elected officials don't have enough neurons... Feathery missing link... Justice for all means exactly that, or it should anyway...
14 October 1999: Teens and tobacco... Amazing tobacco revelations and the Clinton Reddish Knob... Mommy can't change the baby, she's too busy playing with her Barbies... Just wild about Harry... Let the dead rest, OK? ... Wir sind nicht Nazi! ... Clinton's moral leadership... More Wisconsin government lunacy...
13 October 1999: Maine in 2000... 2000 in general... OJ Simpson, Good Samaritan... Microsoft sucks... Stupidity in the Wisconsin state government...