A 2,000-word column:
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The Indigestible
Missives From the Reality-Based World
Proctology
Vomitoria
Reflux
Biscuits
Littérature de Toilette
Stool Samples
- A Library Containing One Book
- Arachnid Serendipity
- Because Three Buttons and Pocket Lint Aren’t an Opening Deposit
- Chaos Reigns as Dire Predictions All Prove True
- Dear Christians…
- Eggs for sale! (A 1999 throwback)
- Gimme That Old-Time Religion Bashing
- Humvees: The Vehicles of Dread?
- Is Enough Ever Enough?
- Non-Eleven
- One of the Greatest We Have Today
- Slobberings and Bile
- The Question is Also What it Is, Not Just When it Begins
- Welcome to 1050.
- Where is Molecular Biologist Barbie in All This?
- Why They Hate Us #3,215
- Words to Think About
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