MADISON, Wis. — In the wake of school shootings in Wisconsin, Colorado and Pennsylvania during the last two weeks, a state legislator says he plans to introduce legislation that would allow teachers, principals, administrators and other school personnel to carry concealed weapons.
Hey, retard, listen up. Armed teachers wouldn’t have saved anyone or helped anything in the school shootings. Stop masturbating to rescue fantasies and pay attention to real tactical situations — the ones where the cops don’t yell “freeze”, the ones where you don’t get to pull a big revolver after a firefight and say, “Are you feelin’ lucky, punk?”, the ones where real bullets dig real holes in the bodies of real bystanders. You know — the real world. The one we actually live in.
He offers the tired drivel that Israeli teachers are armed — which is a lie; there are guards at the schools, but teachers are not allowed firearms on campus — and overlooks, as his type always seems to, the fact that Israel is an insanely dangerous place to live, at least in part because every asshole there is packing heat.
What is it with all these pistol-stroking dimwits? Why the hell do they want to see firearms in the hands of every person in the fuckin’ country? (Except, presumably, blacks, Mexicans and women. Oh wait; I think I just answered my own question, didn’t I?)
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