Archive for November, 2006

Conservative ≠ Stupid

The crew at Panda’s Thumb has been tak­ing turns dis­sect­ing, chap­ter by chap­ter, a ludi­crous work of “non­fic­tion” by Jonathan Wells titled The Politically Incorrect Guide to Darwinism and Intelligent Design, which is meant to be a schol­arly work on the “debate” regard­ing the fact of evo­lu­tion. We can do a close read­ing on just the title; the […]

Weeks Passed: 3; Lessons Learned: 0

Three weeks after the Republicans got spanked for being pow­er­mon­ger­ing, bel­liger­ent ass­holes, Newt Gingrich came out against free­dom of speech at a party … hon­or­ing those who exer­cised free­dom of speech. Gingrich, speak­ing at a Manchester awards ban­quet, said a “dif­fer­ent set of rules” may be needed to reduce ter­ror­ists’ abil­ity to use the Internet and free […]

Creepulous.

The Times says “Black Friday” was good for malls. Interspersed in its arti­cle are com­ments such as: The clock struck mid­night. Then the mall struck back.* And Emily Spendlove, 35, drove 45 min­utes to wait in line out­side the Fashion Place Mall on Thursday night, skip­ping sleep “to be part of the excite­ment.” Am I the only one […]

Orwell or Dick? Orwell or Dick? Decisions, Decisions…

As in Philip K. Dick, author of the short story “Minority Report”, which got made into a very unfor­tu­nate movie of the same title.* Before we start get­ting smirk­ily self-​​​​righteous about the fact that it’s hap­pen­ing in England, let’s remem­ber that it’s our nation which keeps redefin­ing the pur­pose — indeed, the tar­get — of our eternal […]

Nice.

So Friday’s my birth­day; I’ll be 39. That doesn’t mat­ter. What mat­ters is silly, fool­ish, ego­tis­ti­cal. When I was work­ing at HOTS, no one remem­bered the day, though I signed oth­ers’ cards. Year after year I was for­got­ten. It got to be a run­ning joke. “What … we for­got again?” “…Yeah.” Got some recalls here and there, like in […]

To Michael Richards

This is not meant to be a white man apol­o­giz­ing for big­otry in another white man. It is meant to help a sick man find a way out of his dis­ease. —— I saw the explo­sion on the net, like so many oth­ers. I saw the anger, the rage, the bizarre and incom­pre­hen­si­ble fury that just seemed to keep […]

Crystal Balls and Magic Carpets

At last, another post in the UFnO cat­e­gory, a con­tin­u­a­tion of my attempts at explain­ing why I’m athe­is­tic regard­ing the like­li­hood of aliens ever vis­it­ing us, or we them. I use the term athe­is­tic delib­er­ately; I’m inclined to think that belief in extrater­res­trial intel­li­gence vis­it­ing Earth is pre­cisely that — it’s a faith, essen­tially a reli­gion, some­thing that is […]

A Vertiable Smörgåsbord of Duh

Smacks and slaps to every cretin in Shiloh, IL, who’s crap­ping whole yel­low apples over the eh-​​​​maybe children’s book And Tango Makes Three, a book con­tro­ver­sial enough that it even has an online teach­ing guide to cover its del­i­cate dis­cus­sion about… Oh … yeah, and smacks and slaps to the book’s authors, Justin Richardson and Peter Parnell, […]

Ho, Ho … Huh?

Big shocker that I use cli­part — if someone’s already done the work, why take it on myself? Today I was look­ing for some cute line art of Santa Claus, so key­worded “santa” in the cli­part site I use. At first I was a lit­tle sur­prised to see the occa­sional chili pep­per in there, or adobe house — even a bighorn […]

Cancer Vaccines Revisited

The other day I pon­tif­i­cated on the sub­ject of a lung can­cer vac­cine, but I don’t think I did a very good job of express­ing what I was think­ing. I came off a lit­tle cold­hearted, almost seem­ing to sug­gest that those who are afflicted with lung can­cer might deserve it, which isn’t what I intended to say. So I’m going to try again, hope­fully doing […]

Wrong!

One of the things I’ve pointed out over the years is that the Biblical lit­er­al­ist who says homo­sex­u­al­ity is “wrong” because of Leviticus is over­look­ing Jesus, who said explic­itly that he was bring­ing a new law — and who never said any­thing for or against homo­sex­u­al­ity. I stand cor­rected. In a recent post, Pam dis­cusses a talk­ing Jesus […]

Damn.

I’m not going to use this story against our mil­i­tary. A US Army sol­dier has pleaded guilty to rap­ing a 14-​​​​year-​​​​old Iraqi girl and help­ing mur­der her and her fam­ily. But you can be sure the Qaeda will. They’ll damn us all for the actions of a few — which is sort of how peo­ple like Coulter, […]