The Indigestible

Big shocker that I use clipart — if someone’s already done the work, why take it on myself?

Today I was looking for some cute line art of Santa Claus, so keyworded “santa” in the clipart site I use. At first I was a little surprised to see the occasional chili pepper in there, or adobe house — even a bighorn sheep — until I realized “santa” can also be “santa fe”.

But this one just stunned me. I know search engines give unexpected results, but … well, you just have to see it.

Look, sure, a drunk Santa, maybe I can see. Tying one on at the North Pole office party, maybe groping an elf in the supply room or whatever.

But a six-shooter? What the hell does a pistol have to do with Santa, be it Claus or Fe?