Archive for December, 2006



Not Holding.

Silly, stupid myths.
I am expected to think of them now, since I’m 39.
Well, I say bullshit.
Many of you might remember the series ThirtySomething. I don’t, since I never watched it.
Gods, what an inane idea. Let’s focus on constructed midlife crises explored by people entirely imaginary, and pretend they’re valid explorations into the human condition of […]

Must … Feed … Rat…

Okay, so, well, I’m nearish to Orlando, FL right now, kicking out a quick missive from a virus-encumbered library computer running (gag) Win98. Pity me.
Life in the Land of Jeb is not that different from NW AZ; there are a lot of retired folks here skewing the demographic red. What’s odd about it is that […]

Who Would Jesus Beat?

Apparently god, li’l rascal that he is, is starting up a He-Man Woman-Haters’ Club (actually it’s called GodMen), since there isn’t enough phallocentricity or misogyny in modern Christianity.
It seems to be a cross* between PromiseKeepers and “youth ministries” — a way to get men into churches by allowing them to relive the Glory Days of […]

The Mirror of Lybia

The backstory on the Tripoli Six is bizarre, to say the very least. Six medical practitioners — five nurses and one doctor — were accused in 1999 of deliberately infecting over 400 Lybian children with HIV.
It’s bullshit, of course; leaving aside the possible political reasons that anyone might have for doing something this ghastly, there’s […]

Giggleicious.

Perusing a recent Swift on James Randi’s site, I came across a product that is genuinely worth mentioning.

DVD Rewinder
The DVD Rewinder is a great gift for the technical savvy, the couch potato, teens with too much time on their hands, and the gadget buff!
This leads me to ask: When, o when, will some brilliant inventor […]

Loose Change

US Government Declares War on Christmas
No, really. During the holiday travel season, WaPo reports that the Fed is plastering airports with posters of wanted/suspected terrorists in the hopes that you aren’t already scared shitless enough.
Get those visions of dancing sugarplums out of your head and focus on the “Faces of Global Terrorism” posters. Each poster […]

No Unfunded Mandate Left Behind

A one-twofer this time; education in the US is basically in the bucket and no one — least of all a semiretarded, demieducated drunken frat boy from Texas — really knows what to do about it.
Vignettishly, the Washington Post reports that grade-school kids are toting around math books comprised of 700+ pages, and are not […]




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Hymenoplasty is a procedure used to surgically re-create the hymen in a woman’s vagina. Muslim women in Europe are undertaking the procedure in order to circumvent their religion’s idiocy regarding virginity.

While I’ll agree that it’s no one’s business whether a woman is a virgin or not, if there’s a surgery which can be used to shoot even a small hole in small-minded bronze-age hocus-pocus, I’m all for it.

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Apparently someone rustled up enough cash to take out a hit on Kevin Federline. It’s amazing what the pennies that fall between the couch cushions can accomplish, isn’t it?

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It’s pretty. But it’s not my Mira.

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