Actually this isn’t about the FSM; it’s about Momofuku Ando.

Who, you ask? Who’s that?

The inven­tor of ramen noo­dles, I answer.

Oh, you say, non­plussed. Well, what about him?

He’s dead, I tell you. He was 96.

The fam­ily asks that in lieu of flow­ers, unused sea­son­ing pack­ets be sent.

His body will be dehy­drated, bro­ken in half, immersed in boil­ing water, then interred in a pri­vate bowl.


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