Arright, danjis, so here’s the slap.
Look, I geddit that you surf n slosh lookin for Cock and cock and other teeny young salty stiff whatevers from which to have a taste. Who among us doesn’t like a swell of warm frothy whatever? I don’t care; wrinklies all cost about the same and pay about the same, and more or less taste about the same. Dry and dusty and can you say shriveled withers?
But what you don’t get here is that my danji Warren doesn’t want to ’dulge your kinks. So we get shit like “egg chooses sperm” — a link to this and something no one here can really suss — or “citizen kane snow globe”, a reference to this one. (I guess there’s a Citizen Kane snow globe available for sale somewhere, or that “snow” and “globe” have been mistyped as “blow” and “job”.)
I guess he shoulda seen this coming with the links he got from drunken santa, but some days he’s kind of a lep.
ANYway he goes on and mentions Ben 10 and hentai or Naked Brothers Band and alla sudden you’re on him like a sluffer after spunk, which is not what they do here, even if this isn’t Terranova or whatthefuckever. I mean, I know I’m off it because crystals are late comin to Castor n all, but isn’t there something else you might be concerned about?
Shit, is this all you assholes got time to surf for? Cause if so, you are way, way brokedick, n I hope your planet self-novas before mine falls into Sapphire.
