Archive for February, 2007

Supreme Court: US Government in Violation of Antitrust Laws

WASHINGTON — In a land­mark rul­ing today, the Supreme Court found 9–0 that the United States fed­eral gov­ern­ment was in vio­la­tion of antitrust laws and ordered it bro­ken up imme­di­ately. Writing for the major­ity, Antonin Scalia had this to say. His words are offered with­out fur­ther com­ment. ==== The def­i­n­i­tion of a monop­oly is well-​​​​established and has […]

If Van Gogh had Lived Today

A thousand-​​​​word post.

Looking to Our Own Camp

A cou­ple days back PZ posted a com­ment on some­thing new called Conservapedia, which is a right-​​​​wing reli­gious answer to Wikipedia and, like every other thing in their bizarro world, it essen­tially exposes them as the char­la­tans they are. To be sure, Wikipedia has its prob­lems. Sometimes the posts aren’t entirely accu­rate, and in some cases it’s clear […]

Prayin’ In the Land Down Unda

TOAD SUCK, AR — Cloyd Jackson is just like any other Arkansan who’s felt the hand of God: He’s a man with a lit­eral — and lit­er­al­ist — mis­sion. Founder and First Pope of the Righteous Church of Fosterology, Jackson appears to be a more or less unas­sum­ing man liv­ing a mod­est life just beyond his means in a twelve-​​​​foot […]

At Least he’s the Right Color

I some­times think that what really offends the con­ven­tion­ally reli­gious about peo­ple who claim god­hood is not that it’s blas­phe­mous, but that it exposes, sim­ply and directly, the incred­i­ble fool­ish­ness of their own beliefs. When you ana­lyze the claims of most apoc­a­lyp­tic cults, after all, they do tend to say some pretty ridicu­lous things. Their […]

If I Had a Son…

I bash kids’ shows reg­u­larly and fre­quently attack reli­gios­ity. It’s easy for me to do that, since I don’t have any kids of my own. I can sit on my butt and the­o­rize, and I can talk end­lessly about what I’d sup­port or reject in my own kids, if I had any. I thrash McDonald’s, I smoke NBB, I deride and belittle […]

Denial is Not an Effective Strategy

A month or so ago I went in for a gen­eral phys­i­cal checkup, the first I’d had in years. Overall things are okay — no unex­pected lumps, lesions or blood test results — but the physi­cian noticed that my cho­les­terol (both TC and LDL) was a lit­tle high.* I knew that, but it wasn’t as high as it had […]

Hippocrates Redux

How sure are you that you’re get­ting the right infor­ma­tion from your physi­cian? How cer­tain are you that you’re get­ting all the infor­ma­tion you might need from a per­son who is sup­posed to be respon­si­ble for help­ing you look after your well-​​​​being? If you’re part of an 18% minor­ity, you may not be get­ting your money’s […]

The Priorities of the Religiously Deranged

It struck me again this morn­ing. Every once in a while I get broad­sided by a bizarre sense of unre­al­ity when I think about how obses­sive we — all of us, any of us — can become over really small, really insignif­i­cant things. Take, for instance, the three-​​​​plus thou­sand US sol­diers who’ve been killed in Iraq, many of them […]

Where is Molecular Biologist Barbie in All This?

I do con­fess to watch­ing a few kids’ shows. I’ve men­tioned before that I’m a reg­u­lar viewer of Grim Adventures; I’ve also found Foster’s Home to be enter­tain­ing (though Bloo can truly get to be too much to take some­times) and I’m famil­iar with Avatar, SpongeBob, Jimmy Neutron and Ben 10. Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon offer different […]

Wow.

Steve Jobs is call­ing for an end to DRM in dig­i­tal music. No guess what­so­ever if it’ll hap­pen, but it’s a pretty dar­ing move. Read his let­ter to see more. He’s putting forth most of the same argu­ments I’ve used for years in object­ing to both DRM and encryp­tion of DVDs.

When Chickens Become Roosters

Golly, where to begin with this one? Foreign or domes­tic? Ethnic or bizarre? Anti-​​​​Bush, anti-​​​​bigot or anti-​​​​insanity? Yes — actu­ally I am talk­ing about totally sep­a­rate things here. 1. Will Rogers is Not Worthy of Emulation Okay, let’s start with some­thing Bush once won­dered why he should even be con­cerned about. North Korea has said it’ll […]