The Indigestible

In the Name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Toast…

07 Apr 2007 at 13:14

Warren

General Foolishness, One Thousand Words

Just greasin’ that olé pole to hell.

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• by Naomi

  07 Apr 2007 at 17:30

  

  (ahem) I like your lube…

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• by Warren

  07 Apr 2007 at 21:46

  

  It’s nat­ural, you know.

  There’s a big prob­lem with Catholics, the Host and celiac suf­fer­ers, as well as those anapha­lac­ti­cally aller­gic to wheat. Such peo­ple can­not take com­mu­nion or sacra­ment. Even the stroke of the Holy Wafer across their lips is enough to cause a reac­tion, and if they actu­ally ate it, they would die in minutes.

  So what of the “mir­a­cle” of tran­sub­stan­ti­a­tion? How can a wafer be turned into Christ’s very body — if that wafer could kill Christ’s sheep? If the “mir­a­cle” were gen­uinely real, wouldn’t that be a non-​​issue?

  Gluten doesn’t equal flesh, and it’s grue­some to think otherwise.

  (Watch this space. I have more ad cam­paigns in mind for Holy Tost Eucharist, the next one play­ing on color — or toasti­ness, or level of black­ness — and how God might like the dif­fer­ent colors.)

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