Archive for May, 2007

Tornado Disaster in Kansas: Prayer, Jesus Blamed

GREENSBERG, KANSAS — The tor­nado that struck here over the week­end and destroyed nearly all of this once-​​​​peaceful town, leav­ing more than a dozen dead, has been blamed on over­abun­dance of prayer, het­ero­sex­ual mar­riage and Jesus. “Look at places like San Francisco, Fire Island — or Calcutta or Tokyo,” said local pas­tor William “Jimmy” Throbnagel. “They didn’t […]

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Bad Joke of the Month

Q. Why should Michael Jackson switch gen­res and go to clas­si­cal com­pos­ing? A. Because he obvi­ously enjoys work­ing in A minor.

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Archaeologist Humor

This is some­thing I drew back in 1999, and is prob­a­bly too geeky even for the Larson crowd. It’s really only funny if you know about the dif­fer­ing ages of loa and what it means.* Anyway, here. ==== * The more recently-​​​​erected loa on Rapa Nui are the crudely-​​​​made ones. They also tend to lean or fall […]

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Ah shit. I must be a geek.

Because I totally get this post from Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. It’s obvi­ous I’m doomed to never get laid again.

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Sense … or Sensibility

Contrast these two images and ask your­self about the value of intel­lect and ratio­nal­ism ver­sus “gut” feel­ing. The first is an edi­to­r­ial car­toon. The sec­ond is another, of a dif­fer­ent kind. Both come from My [Confined] Space. That’s Einstein, bot­tom cen­ter, in the lat­ter image. Which seems more believable?

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Happy 28 to XKCD

Post num­ber 256 (new today!) at XKCD is a map of online com­mu­ni­ties. And it’s pretty keeno. So what part of the ’net are you from?

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No, no, no. Bad LA Times. Bad!

There are immi­grants all over the US protest­ing American immi­gra­tion pol­icy today, but the LA Times really dropped the ball with their cov­er­age. In their phở­tolog of the events, on a day guar­an­teed to raise ten­sions about ille­gal border-​​​​fence cross­ings, they ran this cap­tion: Students climb the fence at Hollenbeck Middle School to join Roosevelt High […]

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Four Years Ago Today

Bush declared “Mission Accomplished” in Iraq on May 1, 2003. Fuck you, George, you trai­tor­ous prick. If this were my America you’d be on trial for trea­son right now.

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Darwinism: The Devil’s Religion (4 of 4)

The Chick mock­ery that began last week and was most recently done yes­ter­day con­cludes here, at least for now. As a pro­fessed athe­ist I’m some­times con­fronted with a ques­tion that strikes me as being, on the face of it, silly: Why do you hate God? I don’t hate God. I just don’t believe there is one. I don’t hate uni­corns, or […]

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