The Indigestible

Missives From the Reality-Based World

This is an important question — because depending on how well we remember the run-up to Iraq in 2002, we’re going to be facing a pretty stupid reflection in, say, 2012.

The latest news is that Nicholas Burns, US Undersecretary of State, is claiming a link between Iran and the Taliban, in the form of intercepted Iranian arms shipments to Afghanistan.

“There’s irrefutable evidence the Iranians are now doing this,” Undersecretary of State Nicholas Burns said on CNN.

The problem is that he then goes on to try to form a link between the Iranian government and Taliban support.

Why is that a problem? For one thing, it’s an unfounded accusation, and we’re currently living with* the effects of believing the last series of unfounded accusations to come from Washington. I realize that the Moron in Chief is setting a piss-poor example of speaking only when certain, not shooting off at the lips, being humble and avoiding idiotically-childish posturing bravado, but I don’t think Bush’s drunken frat-boy behavior constitutes an excuse for the rest of DC to act like it’s had a brain extraction.

The other problem with Burns’s claim, though, is that it’s implausible. Iran is in fact an Islamic nation, but it’s not exactly a theocracy, and it is considerably more democratic than many nations in the region. There are even protest groups there which wouldn’t be permitted to exist in, say, a Taliban-controlled Afghanistan. So what purpose would be served by the Iranian government deliberately supporting a militant group which would, if empowered in Iran, overthrow the very government supporting it?

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It’d be a lot easier to read that sign if there weren’t so many things stacked in front of it.

Don't Stack Anything Here

Taken — I joke not — outside my own place of work. Sigh.

Okay, this leads to some interesting questions.

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (Reuters) — Dutch students have invented powdered alcohol which they say can be sold legally to minors.

The latest innovation in inebriation, called Booz2Go, is available in 20-gram packets that cost €1-1.5 ($1.35-$2).

Top it up with water and you have a bubbly, lime-colored and -flavored drink with just 3 percent alcohol content.

Possibly this could be sold to people under 16 in the Netherlands — but we can be proximally certain it wouldn’t fly in the states. For one thing, I don’t think the laws barring sale to alcohol to minors specify that it has to be liquid; and besides, adults in the US seem to prefer their teens begging for pleasure rather than having control over their own chemically-altered destinies.*

Apparently, though, Dutch laws are more specific, dictating that alcohol is a liquid, not a solid.

“Because the alcohol is not in liquid form, we can sell it to people below 16,” said project member Martyn van Nierop. […] The students said companies interested in making the product commercially could avoid taxes because the alcohol was in powder form. A number of companies are interested, they said.

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