Archive for July, 2007

Harry Potter: Saga Ended.

Wherein we read my review of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, by J.K. Rowling. Before we pro­ceed: Spoilers. More than a few, because I have to dis­cuss a few things, par­tic­u­larly the ways in which Rowlng some­what pissed me off with this sev­enth novel. I hate delib­er­ate spoil­ers. I’ve writ­ten a few books myself and know what it’s like […]

Caption the Photo!

Come on — fire up them lit­tle grey cells! Possible captions:

Oh no.

Not me too.

Colonoscopy Completed, Unsuccessful

Despite hours of con­certed effort by sev­eral proc­tol­o­gists, President Bush’s colonoscopy proved unsuc­cess­ful. “We were unable to locate the president’s head,” said Dr. Ken K. Coldfinger. “We have no idea where it might be now.” However, Coldfinger noted that the pro­ce­dure was not a com­plete fail­ure. “At least we were able to remove the vice-president’s arm,” he said.

I’m Not Dead…

Think I’ll go for a walk … I feel happy! I feel happy! You’ve caught me in the mid­dle of a move tran­si­tion, sigh. That’s what’s been (not) hap­pen­ing here for the last week. And, and and and, mid­night tonight is the sev­enth Harry Potter release. Well, it might be quiet around here for a few days more. The solifuge, by […]

The Seven-​​Year Mirror: No Wake

Well, the post­ing con­tin­ues. Here we’re first intro­duced to Cock, Fan, Rip, Tube and Blade, as well as the arguably shal­low lives they lead. Castor is largely a resort planet, and its cul­ture can be quite misog­y­nis­tic — so don’t think it’s just Blade who gets treated badly there. Cock’s life is depress­ing, and so is Fan’s. […]

Stephen Colbert as God?

Fark is hav­ing a Photoshop con­test, depict­ing Stephen Colbert as God. Well, here he is as some­one who actu­ally really did exist instead.

Name the Arachnid, Win a Prize

I think it’s offi­cial now — either solifuges like me, or there’s some­thing sub­stan­tially wrong with me.* Yes, there was another one in the hall at work this morn­ing, a good-​​​​sized one too, and it was very hale and quite peppy. I was able to con­tain it using my trusty candy jar, but since it was so active […]

Reality Check? (4 of 5)

We’re not tech­no­log­i­cally capa­ble — yet — of lit­er­ally destroy­ing the world. What we are capa­ble of, how­ever, is ren­der­ing its sur­face utterly inim­i­cal to human life. From that rather self-​​​​centered per­spec­tive alone, then, we should be care­ful about what we develop, deploy and refine. It doesn’t mat­ter if we use atom­ics or fusion weapons. […]

The Seven-​​Year Mirror: An Experiment: Prolegomenon

I’m going to try some­thing a lit­tle dif­fer­ent here, though noth­ing that’s never been done before. A while back I let a char­ac­ter, Cock, leak onto this blog; he’s actu­ally a prin­ci­pal from a work in progress called The Seven-​​​​Year Mirror. Overall I think the nar­ra­tive is doing well but it’s stalled; I’m going to begin post­ing it here seri­ally to see […]