Despite hours of concerted effort by several proctologists, President Bush’s colonoscopy proved unsuccessful.
“We were unable to locate the president’s head,” said Dr. Ken K. Coldfinger. “We have no idea where it might be now.”
However, Coldfinger noted that the procedure was not a complete failure. “At least we were able to remove the vice-president’s arm,” he said.
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