Archive for September, 2007

Shorter Bush: Ignore Our Problems While we Spank the World

NEW YORK — President Mushmouth made a fool of him­self on the world’s stage yet again, this time by address­ing the UN General Assembly as though he felt his opin­ions were rel­e­vant, or spoke either for a major­ity of Americans or, indeed, the rest of the world. He began by going after Myanmar, con­ve­niently over­look­ing the fact that […]

The Seven-​​Year Mirror: Noblesse Oblige

With this we get our first true taste of Cock, and it’s not really good. He is def­i­nitely an anti­hero. Abusive, arro­gant, pos­si­bly a rapist; yet here is a throw­away sen­tence that I think sums him up, what he is, what is prob­a­bly the core theme of this novel: Bless my sins, for I was fathered. Here we also […]

Welcome Madness, Say Hello

A few weeks back I blogged on the HPLHS ver­sion of Call of Cthulhu. It was sweet, in the way that only the insanely-​​​​tainted wine of dead aeons can be; but I neglected to men­tion that when I ordered CofC on DVD, I also ordered the HPLHS ren­der­ing, on CD and done as a radio drama, of At the Mountains […]

Flat Earth? Oh Shit.

Pam, among oth­ers, noticed that The View’s lat­est co-​​​​host, Sherri Shepherd, doesn’t know whether Earth is round or not. In response, I point, with sad­ness, to some­thing I wrote last year. The full text in repost fol­lows the fold.

I Saw Something Awful on Tuesday.

Well, I half-​​​​saw it; so maybe it was only half-​​​​awful. As an English major I was painfully aware, some­times, of how dread­ful some sto­ries could be. Directionless and point­less dri­vel which seemed of inter­est pri­mar­ily for his­tor­i­cal value, but cer­tainly not for lit­er­ary qual­ity, was reg­u­larly heaved across my palate. I was sub­jected to the con­trast of Nadine […]

The Seven-​​Year Mirror: The Noumenon of Me

Continuing an ear­lier exper­i­ment, here’s the cur­rent rev of chap­ter 3 from The Seven-​​​​Year Mirror. The speaker in these inter­calary pas­sages is Tirra Shujaa, a native Talec man who is try­ing to grasp how and why he seems so dif­fer­ent from his brother Treva, who is his genetic iden­ti­cal twin. Tirra’s life crosses paths even­tu­ally with a few of […]

What Three Buttons and Pocket Lint Will Get You

Apparently some­one rus­tled up enough cash to take out a hit on Kevin Federline. It’s amaz­ing what the pen­nies that fall between the couch cush­ions can accom­plish, isn’t it?

Imam Calmly Reflects on Merits of Open Discourse

Ha ha, made you look. No, of course not. The Swedish car­toon­ist at the cen­tre of a row over draw­ings of the Prophet Muhammad says police have taken him to a secret loca­tion for his own safety. […] The pur­ported head of al-​​​​Qaeda in Iraq has offered $100,000 (£49,310) to any­one killing Mr Vilks. Religion of Peace, huh? […]

Wisconsin Spring

I wrote this in 1999, a bit after Wisconsin Winter. It is a lovesong for a cat.

LOLfrog?

Well, why not? (Original uncapped image from my [con­fined] space)

Six Years?

Hard to imag­ine it’s been that long. Tuesday, 11 September 2001, America got a hell of a wake-​​​​up call. I’m not going to recap what’s hap­pened since then. I just have an image that might be worth con­sid­er­ing. As a PDF.

Our Father, who Blogs in Heaven…

Most of this is lifted directly from a com­ment I posted at Pam’s place regard­ing a “youth min­istry” that recently offered a “free” Bible to any­one will­ing to send in five bucks to cover ship­ping costs. Guess what? They ran out of Bibles! Allegedly. Hmm. Wonder where all those Lincolns are going. Anyway, a com­menter there men­tioned the Youth Bibles […]