Archive for September, 2007

Yea, Nay and Establishment

Right, so General Petraeus is telling us that the surge in Iraq is work­ing, which is inter­est­ing, since Rummy (who I thought was irrel­e­vant even before he left office) has said Iraq is being “ham­pered” by fail­ures in its gov­ern­ment, but Afghanistan is a suc­cess.1 Meanwhile, accord­ing to a poll of Iraqis — you know, the peo­ple who […]

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That Explains the Rictus

MSNBC passes along the “news” that Laura Bush will go under the knife Saturday. Tragically it’s not an ass­holec­tomy, so we’re still gonna be stuck with George; no, she’s going to have work done on some pinched nerves in her neck. That might go a long way toward explain­ing the bizarre lack of abil­ity her face seems […]

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Yet More Evidence of Retardation Among the Religious

There’s sim­ply no way that we can extend the con­cept of tol­er­ance to any prac­ti­tion­ers of the fol­low­ing exam­ples of egre­gious stu­pid­ity: Officials at Nepal’s state-​​​​run air­line have sac­ri­ficed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, fol­low­ing tech­ni­cal prob­lems with one of its Boeing 757 air­craft, the car­rier said Tuesday. Yep, goat […]

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Diary of Adoption 3: Dear Yoshi…

As a pre-​​​​adoptive can­di­date par­ent, I was encour­aged to write a let­ter to my (still unknown) prospec­tive child. The idea behind this is obvi­ous: I must delin­eate, as best I can, why I want to be a father; while super­fi­cially the let­ter might be a kind of com­mer­cial pro­mot­ing myself as a par­ent, the real pur­pose is to expose, to me, what my motivations are. […]

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