Titles of Books No One Will Ever Read

  • The Penis Monologues
  • Lose Weight and Get Stronger: The 2,517-day Diet Plan for Better Health that Involves Getting Off Your Fat Lazy Ass, Exercising and Eating Properly, Already
  • Car Repair for Dummies, or, Take it to the Mechanic, you Goddamned Cheapskate
  • The Anarchist’s Form 401(c3) Filing Cookbook
  • Hello, Larry: A Loving and Meticulous Revisit of Every Episode of the Classic Television Series
  • The Wonderful World of Sherwin-Williams Paint Chips
  • My Pet President: The Autobiography of Dick Cheney
  • The Joy of Sexually-Transmitted Diseases (Or, The Autobiography of Dick Cheney)
  • My Friend “Toe-Jam”
  • Seventy Years of Gold Mining: A Fully-Illustrated History of My Nostrils and Their Products
  • Michael Bay’s Guide to Subtlety and Plot in Screenwriting
  • Mother Teresa: Fucking Bitch

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1 Response to “Titles of Books No One Will Ever Read”


  1. 1 gg Oct 21st, 2007 at 13:22

    “How to Win Friends and Influence People”, by G.W. Bush…

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Hymenoplasty is a procedure used to surgically re-create the hymen in a woman’s vagina. Muslim women in Europe are undertaking the procedure in order to circumvent their religion’s idiocy regarding virginity.

While I’ll agree that it’s no one’s business whether a woman is a virgin or not, if there’s a surgery which can be used to shoot even a small hole in small-minded bronze-age hocus-pocus, I’m all for it.

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Apparently someone rustled up enough cash to take out a hit on Kevin Federline. It’s amazing what the pennies that fall between the couch cushions can accomplish, isn’t it?

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It’s pretty. But it’s not my Mira.

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