25
Oct
An excerpt from a recent Dinosaur Comics:

Go and check out the whole thing. Doesn’t this seem like a hell of a fun idea?
Once when I was getting cable installed at a rental, the technician asked if I had a ladder he could use. I was suddenly overcome with an insane urge, one I intend eventually to follow through on when the opportunity presents itself once more: To say, Yeah, I’ve got a ladder in the dead body, then leave the room casually as though nothing unusual had happened, returning in a few minutes with the ladder.
He would spend the rest of his life wondering if he’d heard me right or not.