After encountering this train wreck at Pam’s pad I realized we’re not doing enough to show the useless cretins of the world precisely what they’re good for.
I’m not referring to the scandal of yet another GOP lawmaker boning men. I’m referring to the twat-in-a-hat he was humping. Just look at this assclown.
Someone needs to tell Homobiscuit Cody here that he’s not thirteen any more. It’s time to pull up his fucking pants, screw his hat on straight and get An Actual Job™.
Better yet, let’s recognize his accomplishments and give him the kudos he so richly deserves.
It should be noted that neither dressing as a slum brat nor being a male prostitute is sufficient to merit a Soylie; it’s the combination of the two that got him his chit. The Macho Tuff bullshit expression just knocked it out of the park.
For serving no apparent purpose but to be a call boy, and for dressing like he thinks he’s (1) ghetto or (2) a seventh-grader, Cody Castanega is hereby awarded the first-ever Soylie. May he always live up to its full value.
Way to go, you utter waste of meat.
Anyone got any nominees of their own?
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