And this one, I guess,

just proves I need to look into that Guitar Hero thing all the kids seem to like.

Because, godfuckitall, I could so play this. And sing it. Yeah, kick your hairless little asses right into next Tuesday.

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Load up on guns and bring your friends
It’s fun to lose and to pretend
She’s over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word.
Hello, hello, hello, how low?

With the lights out it’s less dangerous; here we are now, entertain us.
I feel stupid and contagious. Here we are now, entertain us.

A mulatto
An albino
A mosquito
My libido

I’m worse at what I do best, and for this gift I feel blessed.
Our little group has always been and always will until the end.

And I forget just why I taste.
Oh yeah, I guess it makes me smile.
I found it hard, it’s hard to find; oh well, whatever, never mind.

A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial. A denial.

A denial.

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You know. These guys.


Gore and Kucinich ’08

Write them in. Sign the petition here.

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Hymenoplasty is a procedure used to surgically re-create the hymen in a woman’s vagina. Muslim women in Europe are undertaking the procedure in order to circumvent their religion’s idiocy regarding virginity.

While I’ll agree that it’s no one’s business whether a woman is a virgin or not, if there’s a surgery which can be used to shoot even a small hole in small-minded bronze-age hocus-pocus, I’m all for it.

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Apparently someone rustled up enough cash to take out a hit on Kevin Federline. It’s amazing what the pennies that fall between the couch cushions can accomplish, isn’t it?

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It’s pretty. But it’s not my Mira.

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