It was the title on the post that got me.
“What Men Really Want for Father’s Day”
It’s pretty simple. Men aren’t complex. For birthdays, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Passover, we all want basically the same thing.
What baffles me, at least, is why this clear desire is sublimated into political agendas, subterfuge and chaos.
What do men really want for Father’s Day?
What they want every other day.
Pussy.
Right, I know — your man is Deep. He’s not so easily manipulated. He’s intelligent and good, and doesn’t think with his crotch.
Bullshit.
Men aren’t that deep in terms of personal relationships. Keep us in sex a few times a week, and we’re doing okay.
Want to give your man a gift for any holiday? Just take your clothes off.* It’s really no more complicated than that.
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* Whether you’re a man or a woman. I love finding Naked Boyfriend Surprise in my bed.
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Oh. What do I want for Father’s Day?
Even simpler.
A son.
