It was the title on the post that got me.

What Men Really Want for Father’s Day”

It’s pretty sim­ple. Men aren’t com­plex. For birth­days, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Passover, we all want basi­cally the same thing.

What baf­fles me, at least, is why this clear desire is sub­li­mated into polit­i­cal agen­das, sub­terfuge and chaos.

What do men really want for Father’s Day?

What they want every other day.

Pussy.

Right, I know — your man is Deep. He’s not so eas­ily manip­u­lated. He’s intel­li­gent and good, and doesn’t think with his crotch.

Bullshit.

Men aren’t that deep in terms of per­sonal rela­tion­ships. Keep us in sex a few times a week, and we’re doing okay.

Want to give your man a gift for any hol­i­day? Just take your clothes off.* It’s really no more com­pli­cated than that.

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* Whether you’re a man or a woman. I love find­ing Naked Boyfriend Surprise in my bed.

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Oh. What do I want for Father’s Day?

Even sim­pler.

A son.

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