Archive for August, 2008

Peta: Blowing Goats for 28 Years

This is beyond taste­less, but what can we expect from the wide-​​​​eyed chinchilla-​​​​buggerers at Peta? Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to eat an entire fucking cow.

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We Can’t Defeat Them … WHY?

Ford POS with rusted-​​​​out body, gas-​​​​heavy exhaust mix and a mis­fir­ing cylin­der rolled up to the local con­ve­nience store. Three beer-​​​​bellied bearded men in jeans and a white trash woman piled out. On the pas­sen­ger side door was the bla­zon, Western Conservative Alliance. This is what we’re up against. This is the base that got Bush elected. This […]

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Which Has the Smaller Clue?

McCain, for want­ing to increase off­shore drilling in Florida, or Obama, for want­ing to send out a $1,000-per-taxpayer “emer­gency” rebate check? Offshore drilling isn’t going to lower fuel costs in the short term. Reining in spec­u­la­tors might help. Oh, and not wast­ing petro­leum to fuel ground and air assault vehi­cles in the name of pressing […]

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Candymaker Mines Previously Untapped Vein

By focus­ing on a hereto­fore entirely ignored demo­graphic, Mentos (the Freshmaker™) — Brazil is forg­ing ahead into entirely unex­plored regions of demographia. The prod­uct, dubbed Mentos Teens, appears to be tak­ing a tremen­dous risk by mar­ket­ing candy to teenagers. As though that tac­tic weren’t bold enough, they’re also attempt­ing to har­ness the mys­te­ri­ous power of snark to […]

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