There are about 350,000,000 peo­ple in the US, includ­ing chil­dren. $700,000,000,000, divided evenly among them, would amount to approx­i­mately $2000 per per­son. I don’t per­son­ally want to pony up two large to pro­vide an ass-​​catcher for some cor­po­rate cock­sucker who’s found his balls in the wringer.

Here’s my cor­po­rate bailout plan: Let the overex­tended banks tank. Fuck ’em. Our nation is nowhere near 1929 lev­els; we’ll weather this. Round up the CEOs of the Fortune 500 — all of them — and send them to Guantanamo as enemy com­bat­ants whose ter­ror­ist behav­ior has cor­rupted the US econ­omy. And dur­ing the November con­gres­sional elec­tions: 100% turnover. Fire every incumbent.

Bush et. al. want us to believe this is a “cru­cial” sit­u­a­tion that must be dealt with imme­di­ately. The last time we lis­tened to this shit­bag, we ended up in a hope­less war on two fronts and end­less ille­gal uncon­sti­tu­tional inter­nal spy­ing, wire­tap­ping, etc., and it’s his frat bud­dies that got us into this mess. Are we really so stu­pid that we’ll lis­ten to them and believe them now?

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