It commences with a lovely guerrilla idea culled shamelessly from The Shed Prank.
This is a Discordian operation; as Epopt of the northwestern Arizona region of the Cult of Wiener-Eaters in the name of Eris, as Grand Holy Pope of My House and Cats, I, Waxis42 Prang (the sane), KSC, FCD, declare this to be a Holy and Just Exercise in the Name of My Goddess.
Or something like that.
n.b. The commensurate orgy is optional based on (1) number of participants [1 is not sufficient for the Event to be declared an Orgy, unless of course you have multiple personalities]; (2) ages of said Participants [let’s not go Catholic here]; and (3) there is no third condition [though Goats and Other Assorted and Sundry Farm Animals might dissent].
Target: Home Depot
Subtarget: Their lonely display of sheds
Goal: Post bizarre messages in said sheds to the larger populace in an effort to see who among them are Persons, as opposed to being Cabbages or something
Operative details below the fold.
1. Download the attached PDF.
2. Print it out.
3. Tape the printouts inside demo-model sheds left forlorn and alone in Home Depot parking lots across the US.
4. Profit. (Oh, wait, no.)
You know what to do. Now commence!
(As a bonus, many Home Depots offer free hot dogs on weekends, so you can partake joyously of the Sacrament after you have completed your divine charge.)
Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!
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