Archive for November, 2008

Just a reminder: Morons still walk among us

In case you’re won­der­ing exactly why you should vote, or in case you’re sneak­ing sips of the heady nepenthe of vic­tory already, I should remind you that inbreds, mouth-​​​​breathers and those with a sur­feit of chro­mo­somes still sham­ble among us, as in the case of the Jacksonville (FL) area: After hear­ing about three hours of pub­lic com­ments, Duval […]

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FOTE, YOU VUCKERS!

You know what I mean.

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New McCain strategy: Random insults

Not of Obama, but of the US as a whole. While at Outback Saturday, I had a woman come up to me and ask me if I was Joe the Plumber. This is not some­thing you want to ask some­one like me for myr­iad rea­sons. I bit back the harsh­est acid, though, and sim­ply said, “No, I’ve got a college […]

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How stupid do you have to be? (A rhetorical trifecta)

On Friday night, while the entire uni­verse (or at least a good chunk of the US) was out trick-​​​​or-​​​​treating, a 22-​​​​year-​​​​old ex con with a his­tory of drug con­vic­tions used an AK-​​​​47 to shoot and kill a twelve-​​​​year-​​​​old boy who came knock­ing with his fam­ily. The “ratio­nale” offered by Quentin Patrick was that he’d been robbed before and didn’t […]

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