For starters, well, yecch.*

That out of the way, let’s talk about this video for a moment. These women are viably con­ven­tion­ally het­ero­sex­u­ally attrac­tive. Buxom, one blond and the other brunette. I men­tion this because it’s clear that the video was intended — scat aside — to appeal to het­ero­sex­ual men. Apart from the parts that have spawned so many intense reac­tions on YouTube, this movie is clearly made with a het male audi­ence in mind.

Contrast this to what I’ve done with var­i­ous same-​​gender part­ners over the years. I can assure you that it’s been quite con­ven­tional. No leather, no whips, no latex, and no poop. Just what can be done with one healthy body and another, and kisses and hands and love and mutual respect.

When most straight boys get to third base with their girls, to me and my male lovers, that’s basi­cally been the home run. Get it?

Why do I bring this up? Because when I hear about how per­verse, twisted, filthy and unnat­ural gay sex is, when I hear about the ter­ri­ble evil nas­ti­ness two (or more) men are pur­ported to get up to, when I hear some reli­gious fuck­tard blis­ter mind­lessly about the sick­ness that is teh gay, I’ll be able to remind him, in the future, that even the most sick gay mar­ried cou­ple isn’t on par with the soft-​​serve-​​and-​​caramel atroc­ity exhi­bi­tion embod­ied in the straight-​​demographic arti­fact known as Two Girls, One Cup.

It’s not my peo­ple that invented scat porn, or rape porn, or bondage porn, or snuff porn, or zoo porn, or kid­die porn. You straight sick fucks are respon­si­ble for all of that.

So, y’all yam­mer­ing about “unnat­ural” this and “evil” that, you can offi­cially, finally and indis­putably now be told to shut the fuck up. You straight peo­ple are a lot of dis­gust­ing perverts.

And that, broth­ers and sis­ters, is my reac­tion to the 2 girls 1 cup video.

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* If you want to see it, Google it your­self. You don’t want to see it.