Sure, it’s con­sis­tent — but I mean, come on.

It’s weather like this that makes you feel a day lasts an entire month.

What the fore­cast doesn’t show, of course, is the steady 20-​​mile-​​per-​​hour wind that blows in con­stantly from the west-​​southwest and feels about as com­fort­able as stand­ing beside an open kiln for 16 hours at a time.

On the plus side, you only need to hang your laun­dry out­side for half an hour before it’s dry enough to pre­serve a mummy.


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