What we had:

What we dreamed of:

What we ended up with:

Welcome to the Century of the Self-​​Serving Douchebag. May Ayn Rand spend eter­nity being sodom­ized by Satan’s rigid fishhook-​​tipped cock, and may his boil­ing jizz ever bub­ble at the back of her fol­low­ers’ throats.

And while we’re at it, fuck the Libertarians too.