I would like to think this rep­re­sents the nadir of spoiled-​​brat behav­ior from the twen­tysome­thing crowd, but I fear it’s closer to being an iceberg’s tip.

A recent col­lege grad­u­ate is suing her alma mater for $72,000 — the full cost of her tuition and then some — because she can­not find a job.

In other news, dead peo­ple* are fil­ing a class action suit against the god­damned hor­ri­ble unfair­ness of life.

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* Actually, their attor­neys. Death of a client doesn’t nec­es­sar­ily put a lawyer off the track, you know.