Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she has to come into mine, wav­ing her eye­stalk around and scream­ing “exter­mi­nate”. And I thought the Nazis were bad.

What will our sol­dier do in response to find­ing his mor­tal enemy is shar­ing the same planet? And where will he get the water he needs to steam his foe?

Find out in this install­ment of A Time Soldier’s Story, an unscripted lit­tle dra­maette for your hear­ing pleasure.