Archive for the ‘Electile Dysfunction’ Category

Seriously? After forty years?

I have no idea who Randy Bish is other than that he appears to work at the Pittsburgh Tribune-​​​​Review. And if I were his edi­tor, I’d can him after this lit­tle piece of dri­vel culled from Cagle’s clear­ing­house of edi­to­ri­als (4÷15÷09): I mean come on. Chappaquiddick was 40 years ago. Is this hon­estly the best, the very […]

Open letter to John McCain

Senator McCain, as an Arizona con­stituent I’m respect­fully ask­ing you to stop attack­ing the new President and his poli­cies. Your party, the GOP, had eight years in the White House and a decade plus in the leg­is­la­ture. In that time we’ve found our­selves immersed in two ruinous wars and slid­ing rapidly into cat­a­strophic depres­sion. The policies […]

Let’s at least wait for the first 100 days to end…

Image by Patrick Chappatte at Daryl Cagle’s pad. Over the last eight years I’ve been increas­ingly annoyed by the way Ronald Reagan has been lion­ized. Airports, air­craft car­ri­ers, schools named after the man, and he wasn’t a par­tic­u­larly good or ade­quate pres­i­dent. Listen. The man ignored AIDS. He had an arms-​​​​for-​​​​hostages deal going with Iran. (Yes, […]

Bush planning to get educated

From da’ Beeb: US President George W Bush has said he and Barack Obama will dis­cuss issues such as the global finan­cial cri­sis and the war in Iraq “early next week”. Hopefully BO will be able to give W some sound advice on how to han­dle these issues, because it’s obvi­ous as hell that George hasn’t got the […]

The prescience of The Onion

Clayton Cubitt pointed out (obliquely) that satire-​​​​paper The Onion can be eerily pre­dic­tive. I noticed this myself years ago with the arti­cle he links as well, first pub­lished on January 17, 2001, no shit: WASHINGTON, DC–Mere days from assum­ing the pres­i­dency and clos­ing the door on eight years of Bill Clinton, president-​​​​elect George W. Bush assured the […]

FRAUD AT POLLS!

Oh wait, wrong head­line. I watched BBC America last night for the results, while read­ing a copy of the Apocrypha Discordia — truly the only appro­pri­ate way to wait for elec­tion news. For me the high­light of the evening — before the 333-​​​​vote tally at 9:30 or so — was John Bolton mak­ing an ass of himself […]

Just a reminder: Morons still walk among us

In case you’re won­der­ing exactly why you should vote, or in case you’re sneak­ing sips of the heady nepenthe of vic­tory already, I should remind you that inbreds, mouth-​​​​breathers and those with a sur­feit of chro­mo­somes still sham­ble among us, as in the case of the Jacksonville (FL) area: After hear­ing about three hours of pub­lic com­ments, Duval […]

FOTE, YOU VUCKERS!

You know what I mean.

New McCain strategy: Random insults

Not of Obama, but of the US as a whole. While at Outback Saturday, I had a woman come up to me and ask me if I was Joe the Plumber. This is not some­thing you want to ask some­one like me for myr­iad rea­sons. I bit back the harsh­est acid, though, and sim­ply said, “No, I’ve got a college […]

Surgery

You doing all right?” “I guess,” I said. “I’m a lit­tle ner­vous.” The nurse smiled. “You’ll be fine. We’re a well-​​​​funded insti­tu­tion, and we’re doing OK for tech­nol­ogy.” Somehow, for some rea­son, I was not reas­sured. The mask was fixed on my face and I felt the cool injec­tion of anes­thet­ics into my IV line. “Breathe deeply,” the nurse said. “And relax.” […]

Beyond lies, into the realm of pure stupidity

Not so much McCain’s cam­paign, but those who still believe in him. Now McCain is sug­gest­ing that Obama’s pro­posed poli­cies, such as rais­ing taxes by 3% on the rich, are social­ist. Not at all like the US Government’s 700 bil­lion bailout of Wall Street fat fuck­tards, which isn’t social­ist in the least, oh no no no […]

Again with the saber rattling?

It’s fas­ci­nat­ing to me to hear McCain and Obama expound on pol­icy, as though they were already elected and dic­tat­ing to con­gress. One of them surely will be, but the hubris required to behave as though you’ve already won is gen­uinely — well, enter­tain­ing. McCain is now say­ing that he would “pre-​​​​emptively” strike (that is, […]