Archive for the ‘Electile Dysfunction’ Category

Blow, Wind Sock, blow.

Here’s the AP on McCain. No shit. John McCain embraces and expels Washington like an accor­dion player belt­ing out a song. Squeeze in and he touts his vast knowl­edge of the cap­i­tal city. Draw out and he casts him­self a reformer bent on chang­ing its ways. […] Squeeze in, and he’s the new cap­i­tal tour guide for his running […]

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Golly! Why is Obama’s Lead so Slim?

Isn’t it obvi­ous? It’s because no one in white America wants to vote for a nigger.

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We Can’t Defeat Them … WHY?

Ford POS with rusted-​​​​out body, gas-​​​​heavy exhaust mix and a mis­fir­ing cylin­der rolled up to the local con­ve­nience store. Three beer-​​​​bellied bearded men in jeans and a white trash woman piled out. On the pas­sen­ger side door was the bla­zon, Western Conservative Alliance. This is what we’re up against. This is the base that got Bush elected. This […]

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Which Has the Smaller Clue?

McCain, for want­ing to increase off­shore drilling in Florida, or Obama, for want­ing to send out a $1,000-per-taxpayer “emer­gency” rebate check? Offshore drilling isn’t going to lower fuel costs in the short term. Reining in spec­u­la­tors might help. Oh, and not wast­ing petro­leum to fuel ground and air assault vehi­cles in the name of pressing […]

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Slouching Toward Bethlehem

Much hay in the lib­er­alos­phere has been made in the last few days over Barack Obama’s appar­ent will­ing­ness to for­ward the Bush administration’s “faith-​​​​based” char­ity pro­gram. There are dis­tinct tones of out­rage and betrayal, and while I most cer­tainly agree that the Fed putting money into any reli­gious char­ity is a recipe for dis­as­ter (this is just […]

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More Gas from the Wind Sock

I’m not beat­ing the drum for Barack, really I’m not. I liked Kucinich more than all the other can­di­dates com­bined. (Even more now that he’s read arti­cles of impeach­ment against the Retard in Chief. Really.) My objec­tions to Hillary were mainly rooted in the fact that, par­tic­u­larly in the last month or two, she behaved more […]

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A Shriek, a Flash, and a Torn Pantsuit

With increas­ing like­li­hood, that’s all there may be left to Hillary Clinton’s cam­paign as soon as next week. In the face of demands from Clinton’s attor­neys that del­e­gates from Michigan and Florida be assigned to the New York Senator’s ail­ing cam­paign, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are urg­ing a final­iz­ing deci­sion after the last round of primaries […]

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The Value of Hopelessness

In the last few months my med­i­ta­tion prac­tice has deep­ened con­sid­er­ably. In November, dur­ing a day-​​​​long at-​​​​home retreat I decided to stop pin­ing for a prac­tice group here in this lit­tle town I live in, and actu­ally inau­gu­rate one. The result, Sangha, has had mixed atten­dance. Some Sundays I have one or two peo­ple. Some Sundays I have none. (Those are […]

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Losing the Left Wing

Last year I wrote that I wouldn’t say any­thing more about Obama unless I had to. Yeah, well. The Dem pri­maries are really bring­ing out a stack of ugly, aren’t they? Apart from the locker-​​​​room think­ing that goes toward dis­parag­ing Edwards or Kucinich, we’ve got the usual gang of inbreds and their com­ments on Clinton and Obama. It’s funny, in […]

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