The Indigestible

Missives From the Reality-Based World

Hard to imagine it’s been that long.

Tuesday, 11 September 2001, America got a hell of a wake-up call.

I’m not going to recap what’s happened since then.

I just have an image that might be worth considering.

PEACEISFORGIVENESSISPEACEISFORGIVENESSIS

As a PDF.


There’s simply no way that we can extend the concept of tolerance to any practitioners of the following examples of egregious stupidity:

Officials at Nepal’s state-run airline have sacrificed two goats to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu sky god, following technical problems with one of its Boeing 757 aircraft, the carrier said Tuesday.

Yep, goat sacrifice. In order to “fix” a mechanical fault with an airplane. Fly Royal Nepal! Now guaranteed 99% exorcised! (Look after the fold for an ad they might run in the future.)

(H/T Pharyngula)

Next we have this lovely little bit of coverage from Fort Lauderdale, FL, whereat asshat mayor Jim Naugle is still failing to recognize his own irrelevance. Extreme right-wing fundamentalist Christian shitbrains were siding with Naugle (and vice-versa) … dressed in masturbatory paramilitary uniforms. Apparently the “persecuted minority” Christians at Koinonia Worship Center in Pembroke Park, FL have decided they need to arm up and take the line “onward, Christian soldiers” a bit too damned seriously.

Gee, I wonder what would happen if similar behavior was observed at the local mosque.

And, of course, it wouldn’t be a roundup of religious retardation without yet another murder burning at the stake execution of witches:

Two South African women have been burned to death after a group of students accused them of bewitching their high school with evil spirits.

We’re putting up with this shit … why again, exactly?

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That was the outcome of the Little League World Series on Sunday, anyway.

You know, I’m not an MLB fan. And I don’t have any kids to get involved in Little League. Still, I like the Little League games a lot more than I do MLB fare.

Photos after the flip to illustrate why.

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Recently there was a progressive open house at the Medical Professional Center, a more or less satellite facility to the hospital here where physicians have private practices. The idea was that, in order to publicize a half dozen recently-arrived physicians, there would be a sort of food scavenger hunt from office to office.

Beginning with beverages, progressing to crudité, light mini-foods (BBQ meatballs, scallops, etc.), desserts and finally coffee, visitors were encouraged to go from office to office and meet the physicians. There was live music too and door prizes.

I mention all of this because I was asked to produce the promotional materials for the event, and developed something that was significantly at variance from what is normally found in advertising in a small town in Arizona. Along the way I happened across an unexpected bonus in the form of a kind of visual pun.

The main ad’s after the fold.

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This set of images of Earth is, according to NASA, the best full-planet view to date.

At work I have two monitors, which means I get both hemispheres.

Mini versions after the fold (mini-we?). H/T to Seed.

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I think Hillary Clinton has lost my vote too. Apparently there has been some discussion of employing nukes — nukes! — against terrorist cells; Clinton refused to say whether or not she’d use them.

The yield of even a small weapon is so tremendous that setting one off to kill the average cluster of terrorists would affect hundreds, if not thousands, of others.

Nukes?

Holy shit. And I thought invading Pakistan was bad.

It’s a ticket that doesn’t even exist. One man is undeclared; the other is far, far behind in polls.

So why don’t we change that?

Why not, for once in living memory, choose the best men for the job?

Gore and Kucinich. Because we’re tired of stupidity.

Come on — fire up them little grey cells!

Churning butter

Possible captions:

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Not me too.

I HAS A STICK

Fark is having a Photoshop contest, depicting Stephen Colbert as God.

Well, here he is as someone who actually really did exist instead.

EinBert

We’re not technologically capable — yet — of literally destroying the world. What we are capable of, however, is rendering its surface utterly inimical to human life. From that rather self-centered perspective alone, then, we should be careful about what we develop, deploy and refine.

It doesn’t matter if we use atomics or fusion weapons. It doesn’t matter if it’s in the form of biotech or nanos. It doesn’t matter if it’s robots or particle cannons. The sick thrust to produce bigger, better and more effective killing technologies has cost us a more or less literal paradise on Earth. We have the power to transform our world into a peaceful place of health, well-being and happiness … and yet we stubbornly continue to choose not to.

For the money we have wasted waging war against one nation that did us no harm whatsoever we could have provided universal health coverage to all Americans and revitalized the education system. We could have and damned well should have been a beacon of hope and prosperity for the rest of the world — and instead we’ve become sad, clownish and self-satirizing.

We’re the most powerful nation in the history of our species and we’re pissing away our grandchildren’s inheritance — in the name of what?

That’s the part that rankles most about all the religious swarms. None of them seems to want to consider the possibility they might be wrong, that they might be killing hundreds or thousands of others in the name of something which simply doesn’t exist.

To behave in the way many of the religious do requires not simply arrogance, but total disregard for the humanity of others and total unconcern for anyone but one’s self. Religions which claim to promote altruism and self-sacrifice ultimately prove to be about selfishness and solipsism.

Religion short-circuits intelligence. Every time.

There is no do-over. There is no undo button. If we fuck ourselves off the Earth, we’re done. That’s it.

Part 4 of 5, continuing where we left off.

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Kurt Vonnegut, in Cat’s Cradle, wrote of the world’s end.

It came through a bizarre molecular structure, a “new” way for water to freeze at room temperature, melting only at about 114 or so degrees Fahrenheit. A crystal of this Ice-Nine fell into the sea, followed by what he described as The Great Ah-Whoom, the sound made by all the waters on Earth freezing solid in one moment.

I don’t imagine a nuclear apocalypse would sound like that. I imagine it would sound a lot more like the accounts we heard from the survivors of Hiroshima: Black rains falling on burned bodies, and the dying begging for water.

It’s simply incomprehensible to a thinking, feeling human being that anyone would want this kind of sorrow to fall on our world — yet apocalyptic Christian cults pray, every day, for such madness. They believe that it will presage the reign of Jesus Christ on his scorched Earth.

Bush has idenitfied himself prominently as being such a believer.

Continuing the series, Reality Check? 3.

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