Sam McGowen, District Superintendent of Mascoutah Community schools, together with the administration of Mascoutah Middle School. On Friday last, they assigned a thirteen-year-old girl two days’ detention for a public display of affection — which was in truth merely the girl giving two friends brief hugs.
“I feel it is crazy,” said Megan, who was to serve her second detention Tuesday after classes at Mascoutah Middle School.
“I was just giving them a hug goodbye for the weekend,” she said.
Megan’s mother, Melissa Coulter, said the embraces weren’t even real hugs — just an arm around the shoulder and slight squeeze.
McGowen defended the “disciplinary” action, citing a very poorly worded passage from the student handbook.
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After encountering this train wreck at Pam’s pad I realized we’re not doing enough to show the useless cretins of the world precisely what they’re good for.
I’m not referring to the scandal of yet another GOP lawmaker boning men. I’m referring to the twat-in-a-hat he was humping. Just look at this assclown.

Someone needs to tell Homobiscuit Cody here that he’s not thirteen any more. It’s time to pull up his fucking pants, screw his hat on straight and get An Actual Job™.
Better yet, let’s recognize his accomplishments and give him the kudos he so richly deserves.
It should be noted that neither dressing as a slum brat nor being a male prostitute is sufficient to merit a Soylie; it’s the combination of the two that got him his chit. The Macho Tuff bullshit expression just knocked it out of the park.
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