Archive for the ‘Soylies’ Category

And the next Soylie Recipient is…

Sam McGowen, District Superintendent of Mascoutah Community schools, together with the admin­is­tra­tion of Mascoutah Middle School. On Friday last, they assigned a thirteen-​​​​year-​​​​old girl two days’ deten­tion for a pub­lic dis­play of affec­tion — which was in truth merely the girl giv­ing two friends brief hugs. “I feel it is crazy,” said Megan, who was to serve her […]

Announcing a New Award: The Soylie

After encoun­ter­ing this train wreck at Pam’s pad I real­ized we’re not doing enough to show the use­less cretins of the world pre­cisely what they’re good for. I’m not refer­ring to the scan­dal of yet another GOP law­maker bon­ing men. I’m refer­ring to the twat-​​​​in-​​​​a-​​​​hat he was hump­ing. Just look at this ass­clown. Someone needs to tell […]