Oh, those terrible liberals and their too-free plays on words. Fox News, the leader in unbiased nonslanted Actual Journalism, reported that while Jesse Jackson was saying he wanted to cut off Barack Obama’s nuts, he also used the other n-word when referring to negroid negro dark black people.
The horror, the horror of it all! Damn […]
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BREAKING: Black Man Refers to Blacks as ‘Niggers’
Published by July 17th, 2008 in You Must be F***ing Kidding and General Foolishness. 0 CommentsGeorge Carlin died Sunday.
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So CNN is sucking Bill off.
Some say his wealth and famous opportunism are reminiscent of the robber barons of yore. Yet here is a man who has set a goal to eradicate malaria. Rich as he is - his net worth is an estimated $50 billion - you can’t call the man greedy when he […]
Everything you Need to Know about Race Relations
Published by June 18th, 2008 in You Must be F***ing Kidding. 0 Commentssummed up in the article title:
Chinese South Africans now black
The title is from the Beeb. The report is that Chinese living in SA have been officially recategorized as black in order to receive affirmative action benefits.
The sense, of course, is obvious. As far as many white people are still concerned, there’s whites … and everyone […]
Nine-year-old panda Mao Mao was buried amid much mourning and sorrow earlier this week. The animal was killed during the earthquake that hit China last month and killed nearly 30,000 people, at least a thousand of whom were kids in schools that pancaked down upon them and left them to die buried in rubble.
“You must […]
Hey Vegas…
Published by April 29th, 2008 in You Must be F***ing Kidding and O, Pine With Me. 1 Comment…what’s happening there is most certainly not staying there any more.
This is a doppler image from this morning, showing the fug of smog and shit spewing out of Sin City. My own locale is completely occulted by the crap. The brown shit in my skies is the result of the filth oozing out of Las […]
I really Don’t Give a Damn about Jamie Spears
Published by December 20th, 2007 in You Must be F***ing Kidding. 3 Comments…however, the news that Nickelodeon is considering a show dealing with the subject of sex and love just makes me groan.
Their absolutely ludicrous treatment of the subject of youth romance with the inane, pointless Naked Brothers Band alone should warn parents about the “value” of anything else Nick execs might have to say on the […]
A 10-year old Ocala [Florida] girl brought her lunch to school and a small kitchen knife to cut it. […] The student now faces a felony charge for the possession of a weapon on school property and the principal suspended her for ten days.
There’s no real need to read farther, is there?
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Parents Behaving Abominably
Published by October 11th, 2007 in You Must be F***ing Kidding and Yoshi. 4 CommentsThere’s a reason people like me are needed throughout the US — people willing to adopt an older “special-needs” child as opposed to a more-or-less fresh-from-the-package infant.
Special needs is an unfortunate term to use, though, because of the ramifications associated with the phrase special education. The latter generally refers to pullout educational programs intended for […]
Shorter Bush: Ignore Our Problems While we Spank the World
Published by September 25th, 2007 in You Must be F***ing Kidding. 0 CommentsNEW YORK — President Mushmouth made a fool of himself on the world’s stage yet again, this time by addressing the UN General Assembly as though he felt his opinions were relevant, or spoke either for a majority of Americans or, indeed, the rest of the world.
He began by going after Myanmar, conveniently overlooking the […]
Pam, among others, noticed that The View’s latest co-host, Sherri Shepherd, doesn’t know whether Earth is round or not.
In response, I point, with sadness, to something I wrote last year.
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Gimme That Old-Time Religion Bashing
If the Shoe Fits…
Being a child of the 1970s (born in ’67), The Muppet […]
Imam Calmly Reflects on Merits of Open Discourse
Published by September 17th, 2007 in You Must be F***ing Kidding and One Thousand Words. 2 CommentsHa ha, made you look. No, of course not.
The Swedish cartoonist at the centre of a row over drawings of the Prophet Muhammad says police have taken him to a secret location for his own safety.
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The purported head of al-Qaeda in Iraq has offered $100,000 (£49,310) to anyone killing Mr Vilks.
Religion of Peace, huh? I’m […]
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