The most interesting questions come your way when you’re a graphics geek with 15 years’ experience in video, multimedia programming and web design.
We’ve got an internal voice-command messaging system that allows various people to be wirelessly contacted and communicated with. Called Vocera, I think the system is viewed as a bit of a Morton’s fork. It’s easier and much more information-rich than being paged, but at least as irritating as having a cellular phone that never stops ringing.
Vocera needs a little training, and to that end they supply a video; but the DVD itself is annoyingly limited. After all, it’s a DVD. How do you make it freely available to hundreds of people any time, anywhere, simultaneously if necessary?
Right. So here’s where I come in.
There are rippers out there, of course; but that is just too goddamn easy. Windows, remember? See, those rippers transcode to MP4. Well, Windows Media Player does not handle MP4, at least not natively, sort of like how a rhino does not handle a human baby with a great deal of grace or, indeed, survivability.
This discovery led to a whole series of steps, none of which involved too much heavy liquor use,* but many of which were unnecessary.
Thus, following is a description of how to convert a DVD video file to a video format that can be played back in Windows Media Player. Note that you do not have to follow all the steps I did. In fact, strictly speaking — and assuming you have VLC, a shweet open-source multiplatform video playback and transcode utility — you could skip straight to step 16.
But golly, what’s the fun in that?
Oh — I’m running Mac OSX 10.4.10, which significantly limited my range of transcode options.**
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