Quite Possibly the Best Photo I’ve Ever Taken

Saturday was the Literary Extravaganza hosted at Beale Street Brews. This was the sec­ond sor­tie in a fundrais­ing effort to help stu­dents at the dojo (White Wind Tiger) pay for their fees for an upcom­ing tour­na­ment. Once stu­dents get past a cer­tain rank, tour­na­ment atten­dance is com­pul­sory, but the fees can run as high as $90 per entrant.

So one dojo stu­dent, in his teens, decided it might be a good idea to do some fundrais­ers. The first one, a car wash, went off two weeks ago and was the most suc­cess­ful car wash on record for the dojo. The sec­ond event, the Literary Extravaganza, was today; and it fea­tured books for sale by the pound, as well as open poetry and fic­tion read­ings. For a town as small, remote and rural as this one is, it was amaz­ingly well received. Between the two events, about $800 was raised. That’s not bad by most standards.

It was hot as hell today (105 in the shade), we had some­thing on the order of half a ton of books to sell at $1.50/lb., but still the key player and orga­nizer of the event took a lit­tle time to play with a cute lit­tle kid.

It was one of those moments that you either get or you don’t. I have a new D40 — essen­tially the same as the D50 I use at work, except it’s smaller and doesn’t auto­bracket expo­sure — and its com­bi­na­tion of instant-​​on, aut­o­fo­cus, trust­wor­thy expo­sure and white bal­ance and a flex­i­ble zoom let me cap­ture this. I had about two sec­onds to see the shot, turn on the cam­era, com­pose and hit the shut­ter — and of the pair of expo­sures I got, this was the bet­ter one.

Oh, the fact that the sub­jects were at ease helped.

This JPEG is vir­tu­ally iden­ti­cal to the raw NEF I took off the chip; I only upped the EV by .6. I didn’t do any­thing else to the fram­ing, color bal­ance or what have you. I didn’t even need a fill flash; the shop win­dows reflected enough light to cover me.

Sometimes, you just get really lucky.
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Everything you Need to Know about Race Relations

summed up in the arti­cle title:

Chinese South Africans now black

The title is from the Beeb. The report is that Chinese liv­ing in SA have been offi­cially recat­e­go­rized as black in order to receive affir­ma­tive action benefits.

The sense, of course, is obvi­ous. As far as many white peo­ple are still con­cerned, there’s whites … and every­one else.

Complicated Men want a Salad.

It was the title on the post that got me.

What Men Really Want for Father’s Day”

It’s pretty sim­ple. Men aren’t com­plex. For birth­days, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Passover, we all want basi­cally the same thing.

What baf­fles me, at least, is why this clear desire is sub­li­mated into polit­i­cal agen­das, sub­terfuge and chaos.

What do men really want for Father’s Day?

What they want every other day.

Pussy.

Right, I know — your man is Deep. He’s not so eas­ily manip­u­lated. He’s intel­li­gent and good, and doesn’t think with his crotch.

Bullshit.

Men aren’t that deep in terms of per­sonal rela­tion­ships. Keep us in sex a few times a week, and we’re doing okay.

Want to give your man a gift for any hol­i­day? Just take your clothes off.* It’s really no more com­pli­cated than that.

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* Whether you’re a man or a woman. I love find­ing Naked Boyfriend Surprise in my bed.

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Oh. What do I want for Father’s Day?

Even sim­pler.

A son.

Know what I did today?

I bought this artwork.

The artist’s site is here.

This is my pic­ture. A bar­gain for $40 to com­mem­o­rate the Weird Tales festival.

Oh … yes, it’s insane. But so am I.

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?Dlrow Orrazzib

Hmm. Okay, in Friday’s Bleat, James Lileks com­ments (screed­i­fies?) on a few memes float­ing around that rub him the wrong way. He begins thus:

As I said on the Hewitt show tonight, I feel as if Bizarro World is slowly leak­ing into ours, and one day we will see Superman and note he has that ugly grey faceted skin, and won­der when that hap­pened. Well, we just didn’t pay atten­tion to the signs. In Bizarro World, ille­gal for­eign com­bat­ants are granted con­sti­tu­tional rights; in Bizarro World, peo­ple react to high gas prices and energy short­falls by refus­ing to boost domes­tic capac­ity. You have John McCain nix­ing ANWAR drilling and lend­ing his sonorous monot­one to cap-​​and-​​trade; you have Obama not­ing that gas prices rose too quickly, which pre­sum­ably means he would have favored a grad­ual rise to ninety-​​buck-​​a-​​tank fill-​​ups; you have Speaker Pelosi vamp­ing on the pop­u­lar memes […]

A’ight, well, here’s a mod­er­ate liberal’s reply to the open­ing salvo.

For starters, ille­gal for­eign com­bat­ants haven’t nec­es­sar­ily been granted any­thing. Accused or alleged ille­gal for­eign com­bat­ants, how­ever, have been extended the same priv­i­leges under US law that cit­i­zens of the US are sup­posed to have. To my mind, this makes sense; if we can’t obey our own judi­cial cus­toms in pros­e­cut­ing those who may be clearly guilty — if we can’t adhere to the guide­lines of jurispru­dence in pros­e­cut­ing even the most rabid anti-​​US fanatic, if we have to essen­tially cir­cum­vent the prod­uct of decades of care­ful criminal-​​case prece­dent in order to obtain a con­vic­tion, it seems to me that our cred­i­bil­ity will be sig­nif­i­cantly compromised.

That is, if we have to play a rigged game to ensure a given out­come with some­one who is clearly guilty, any other pros­e­cu­tion we per­form will imme­di­ately — and prob­a­bly jus­ti­fi­ably — be called into ques­tion. The rea­son we have strin­gent rules for pros­e­cu­tion, the rea­son we vet evi­dence, the rea­son we don’t accept tes­ti­mony obtained under duress is that when we do, we don’t actu­ally enhance the sta­tus of our cases against any­one else whose guilt or inno­cence is less certain.

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Stop Press: Panda Dies

Nine-​​year-​​old panda Mao Mao was buried amid much mourn­ing and sor­row ear­lier this week. The ani­mal was killed dur­ing the earth­quake that hit China last month and killed nearly 30,000 peo­ple, at least a thou­sand of whom were kids in schools that pan­caked down upon them and left them to die buried in rubble.

You must look after her babies, OK?” said [Pandas International direc­tor Suzanne] Braden, who had arrived a day ear­lier to sur­vey the quake dam­age and help in the recov­ery. “And their babies.”

Yes. Yes, let’s look after the panda babies.

After all, with a pop­u­la­tion of 1.3 bil­lion, it’s obvi­ous that humans are not an endan­gered species in China — so nat­u­rally human babies don’t need to be looked after with any­where near as much atten­tion. Which is why, I sup­pose, there’s rea­son to sus­pect the schools the chil­dren attended — and died under — were not built to code and were, in fact, essen­tially deathtraps.

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Hymenoplasty in the UK

Hymenoplasty is a pro­ce­dure used to sur­gi­cally re-​​create the hymen in a woman’s vagina. Muslim women in Europe are under­tak­ing the pro­ce­dure in order to cir­cum­vent their religion’s idiocy regard­ing virginity.

While I’ll agree that it’s no one’s busi­ness whether a woman is a vir­gin or not, if there’s a surgery which can be used to shoot even a small hole in small-​​minded bronze-​​age hocus-​​pocus, I’m all for it.

More Gas from the Wind Sock

I’m not beat­ing the drum for Barack, really I’m not. I liked Kucinich more than all the other can­di­dates com­bined. (Even more now that he’s read arti­cles of impeach­ment against the Retard in Chief. Really.) My objec­tions to Hillary were mainly rooted in the fact that, par­tic­u­larly in the last month or two, she behaved more like Il Duce in his insis­tence on enti­tle­ment than I believe even she realized.

But Jesus, is McCain out of touch.

According to the Wind Sock, Obama would be “bad for busi­ness”. Johnny wasted no time in pulling out the stan­dard buga­boos of Higher Taxes! and Slower Job Creation! and Sacrificing Infants to Baal!

Whereupon he reminded him­self what cen­tury he was liv­ing in, and struck that last part.

While not going into par­tic­u­lar details, MSNBC passed along the news that McCain was address­ing a group of “small busi­ness own­ers”. Where, and to what pur­pose, I sup­pose we’re meant to spec­u­late. But rather than point out the fact that the Fed, under Bush’s purview — and the aegis of lower taxes — has sys­tem­at­i­cally gut­ted the Small Business Administration,1 he chose to raise the spec­tre of increased taxes under Obama.

While it’s true that Obama would raise taxes on higher income indi­vid­u­als, he’s also pledged to lower taxes for many oth­ers, and to be frank, I don’t think many of us are par­tic­u­larly wor­ried about a boost in tax­a­tion on the wealthy while giv­ing the rest of us a break for once. It would be a nice god­damn switch from the last decade.

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Another Sham Trial to Begin

Remember 2003? Remember when Khalid Sheikh Mohammed was captured?

He’s the guy who appar­ently mas­ter­minded the hijack-​​crash attacks that took place on you-​​know-​​what date in 2001. He’s due to go on trial (with oth­ers) at Guantanamo soon.

Well, actu­ally, it’s not going to be a trial — it’s going to be a tri­bunal. And that’s only one prob­lem with it. Evidence to be used against him will include both hearsay claims, and con­fes­sions obtained under tor­ture. (This accord­ing to CNN.)

Tribunals are actu­ally not civil tri­als as we think we under­stand them in the US, and the Guantanamo approach has already been ruled uncon­sti­tu­tional by activist duty-​​doing Supreme Court judges in 2006. In a mil­i­tary tri­bunal there is no jury, and in the Guantanamo setup there may not even be full dis­clo­sure of evi­dence, mean­ing the defense might be caught flat­footed.1

Complicating things is Mohammmed’s own state­ment that he wants to be killed, so he can be a “mar­tyr” to his per­verse cause.

On the one hand, I’m in favor of pun­ish­ing the guilty; how­ever, our national high ground has so steadily eroded in the last six years of Bush’s stu­pid­ity that we’re actu­ally using lev­ees to hold back the sea. And we know how well that strat­egy works.

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GM: Hyuk Hyuk, we’s Stoooooooopid!

There doesn’t seem to be a lot of com­ment on the fact that Gm has announced a shut­down of four plants; the facil­i­ties were pro­duc­ing trucks and SUVs, and only an inbred cretin like Bush could pos­si­bly be sur­prised at the news “news” that big fat-​​assed gas pig­ging vehi­cles are not what we want or need on this planet. They’re even con­sid­er­ing dump­ing the Hummer brand, about a decade too late for it to do any­one any good.

That this is a beau­ti­ful exam­ple of thought­less, mind­less con­sumerism — the ulti­mate out­come of pure “free mar­ket” eco­nom­ics — is some­thing which seems to be escap­ing many people.

Ideally, a corporation’s CEO will, among other things, look to the future of his com­pany with wis­dom, or at least enough fore­sight to see to the end of any given decade. US automak­ers’ lead­er­ship, how­ever, has been dis­mal; rather than real­ize the hard, inescapable fact (in 1998) that gas prices would never, ever go down, they chose to pro­duce pig­mo­biles, and put a sig­nif­i­cant amount of mate­r­ial resource into their production.

And Americans, hyp­no­tized like chick­ens with lines drawn before their beaks, lined up to buy the idiot machines.

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A Cavalcade of the Clueless

One of the prob­lems about the claim of the US being “the lone super­power” is that the claim is patently false. While it’s true we’ve got a hell of a lot of nukes, what we don’t have is an infra­struc­ture to speak of (focus­ing our entire econ­omy on ser­vice and non­skilled labor for the last decade and a half has pretty well assured that), nor the pos­si­bil­ity of sup­port­ing a long-​​term offen­sive — as any con­ven­tional bat­tle will surely be.

The moronic saber-​​rattling going on between Iran and (hey, let’s face it) the White House — two reli­giously addled idiots bleat­ing at one another over the stren­u­ous objec­tions of pretty much all their fel­low coun­tryper­sons — is one obvi­ous exam­ple of what hap­pens when a cretin is told, over and over again, that the US is a “super­power”. We sim­ply are not. The over­strained mil­i­tary is strug­gling in Afghanistan and Iraq; a war on two fronts is a known pre­cur­sor to dis­as­ter; a third front would leave our national offen­sive (and, by exten­sion, defen­sive) capa­bil­i­ties in tat­ters. Presumably any “Commander in Chief” versed in his­tory no deeper than the Napoleonic wars would know that.

The only thing we had going for us was the “coali­tion of the will­ing” — and that has taken another seri­ous blow this week­end, as Australia’s begun pulling its troops out of Iraq.

Why now? Because Australia just had some elec­tions, and a few die-​​hard Bushies bit the dust, that’s why. It’s anal­o­gous to the US midterm elec­tions that have ter­ri­fied Republicans in recent months. Supporters of Il Duce the Retard are begin­ning to see the head­stones cap­ping their polit­i­cal careers, and — just like most dupes — they end up tak­ing the anony­mous fall with damned lit­tle to speak of for their years of self-​​serving pub­lic “service”.

Best damn thing to hap­pen in a while, I think.

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A Shriek, a Flash, and a Torn Pantsuit

With increas­ing like­li­hood, that’s all there may be left to Hillary Clinton’s cam­paign as soon as next week.

In the face of demands from Clinton’s attor­neys that del­e­gates from Michigan and Florida be assigned to the New York Senator’s ail­ing cam­paign, Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi are urg­ing a final­iz­ing deci­sion after the last round of pri­maries on Tuesday.

The issue with Clinton’s argu­ment about count­ing votes from MI and FL is that she agreed, months ago, that those states’ votes would not count. Now, of course, she des­per­ately wants them to count — in her favor — using tac­tics that would cause Machiavelli him­self to cum in his pantaloons.

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